Pigs are gorgeous animals and intelligent, too. Eating them is a crime. But the Creator lacked the moral courage to overule his assistant archangels when it came to the pig's hair and hands. If a pig had a soft coat, like a bear, and cuddly hands and feet instead of cloven horns, poor Bruno would get very short shrift. You can talk to a pig and the pig will talk back, in an intelligent and 'I see what you mean about the lack of visible anti-matter in the universe,' whereas a dog will just wag its tail. Think of all those first class pig minds that have been snubbed out for the sake of a bacon sausage.
Aw Mabel is gorgeous! What a lovely piggy.
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ReplyDeletePurely decorative Pondside, although I'm sure she would make an extremely tasty bacon buttie:)
ReplyDeleteWhat a babe! Gorgeous girl.
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Pigs are gorgeous animals and intelligent, too. Eating them is a crime. But the Creator lacked the moral courage to overule his assistant archangels when it came to the pig's hair and hands. If a pig had a soft coat, like a bear, and cuddly hands and feet instead of cloven horns, poor Bruno would get very short shrift. You can talk to a pig and the pig will talk back, in an intelligent and 'I see what you mean about the lack of visible anti-matter in the universe,' whereas a dog will just wag its tail. Think of all those first class pig minds that have been snubbed out for the sake of a bacon sausage.
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